'Let me know when AI does laundry': 25 funny moms posts to push you through another week of being a parent

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Ely Bulnes • Writer and Editor
Sep 4, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

Being a parent in the age of AI is funny; everyone keeps going on and on about how it's making their lives so much easier, but you're not really buying it yet. Sure, robots can write poems, generate images in any cartoon style you want, and help with your kid's homework, but where is the bot that sorts through and folds through all of the laundry? When will we get the AI that can scrub off the of the months-old Gusher that you found stuck to the carpet under the living room couch? What about a robot that can analyze your kids' tastebuds that day to make sure they don't suddenly hate their favorite food? Until Silicone Valley figures any of that out, moms everywhere must continue juggling chaos while coping with both caffeine and humor.

Luckily, online moms are pros at turning hard parenting truths into comedy gold. Who's to say where they find the time or energy to make up these hilarious one-liners or jot down these painfully relatable observations, but here they are! If you've got time for a scroll while your kid is napping or rewatching Bluey, don't miss these hilarious parenting posts from moms that totally get what it means to be a parent. 

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    Emily Siegel @theconnectedmomlife I just want a mom friend who's my age, has kids the same age as mine, shares my parenting style, accepts my quirks, and can bounce between deep conversation and celebrity gossip with equal passion. Oh, and lives next door. Is that too much to ask for!?
    via @theconnectedmomlife
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    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Let me know when Al does laundry.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Emma Beasley @JustBeingEmma My husband said he's had a long, hard week and wants to enjoy the weekend in a clean house with some delicious meals. I told him that seemed fair. And I know his mother will love having him for a couple of days. **
    via @JustBeingEmma

  • Is he suggesting that he's planning to hire a cleaner or do a deep-clean all by himself as a reward for being an awesome mom? No? Okay…

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    ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you're sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat
    via @ElyKreimendahl
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkward mom Me as a kid: ooooooh who's at the door?! I'll get it! @oneawkwardmom Me as an adult: I think we need a moat.
    via @oneawkwardmom
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    Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Every morning my 2 year old sits up in her bed and yells "HELP, I WOKE UP" and I think we can all relate
    via @missmulrooney
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    Karen @AntsyButterfly I love when I agree to play with my kid and he instructs me on what to do, only to tell me IG @AntsyButterfly I'm doing it wrong and I'm not playing good.
    via @AntsyButterfly
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    Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My son had to pick his towel up off the floor today. Apparently he's forced to do everything around here.
    via @maryfairybobrry
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings When my kids come at me with "watch this" and do something lame I tell them to go show their dad too because if I have to suffer through this so should their father
    via @BunAndLeggings
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    redyellowgreendance @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance I don't know who needs to hear this, but the worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that you like how they're playing nicely together.
    via @redyellowgreendance
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    Katie D @Katie Deal99 I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little
    via @KatieDeal99
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom My kids have been watching Bluey and they've started saying 'oh biscuits' instead of 'oh sh,' so don't tell me screen time isn't beneficial.
    via @oneawkwardmom
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    Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom *holding newborn* I would literally do anything for him. [10 years later] Kid: Can you get me some chips? Me: You have feet.
    via @LurkAtHomeMom
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    ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz Me: Babe, out of my purse can you bring me my... *Husband brings entire purse*
    via @ThisOneSayz
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    let me momsplain @letmemomsplain Before kids: my children will only eat organic meals. I will only buy educational toys. They will not watch any tv or have any screen time. After kids: "Here honey, take your iPad and happy meal to the living room rug and I'll put Nickelodeon on the tv for you."
    via @letmemomsplain

  • Honestly, the best way to parent is a little bit from option A and a little bit from option B; life's all about balance. 

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    Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Me to 8: Please stop growing bigger 8: YOU stop growing bigger And just like that, a sweet moment was ruined
    via @SatiricalMommy
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    Deena Lang @itsdeenalang My kid asked me to please "be cooler" around his friends and I'm not even cool around MY friends so idk who he thinks he's dealing with
    via @itsdeenalang
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    meghan @deloisivete My kid just learned "uh oh spaghettios” but he keeps forgetting and is yelling "oh no. noodles" instead
    via @deloisivete
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    Michele @marvelousmrsmom My kid: It's not fair. You get to do whatever you want. Me, who just finished scrubbing the dog's vomit off the carpet and is now cooking dinner for the family:
    via @marvelousmrsmom
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma I hate when I play with my kids for six hours, then it turns out it's only been 20 minutes.
    via @ramblinma
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    The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma Feel guilty about throwing your kids artwork away? Just gift it to a grandparent and make them do it. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
    via @spicydisasterma
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    Becky Vieira | Witty Otter @wittyotter_ Raising kids is like being constantly surrounded by a tiny sales team. They're always trying to persuade you into doing or buying something. And they assume everything you say is just an opening offer.
    via @wittyotter_
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    OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy I'm sorry to all the moms I thought sounded mean before I had kids. I totally get it now.
    via @OneFunnyMummy
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    B @DontWorry BoutB I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3pm & sit down the rest of the day.
    via @DontWorryBoutB
  • 25
    The Mom at Law @TheMomAtLaw Baby is born. Me: Wow. Everyone thinks he looks exactly like my husband. I don't think he got anything from me. 3 years later: child sighs heavily, slams doors, and rolls eyes so far back he can see his spine. Me: Theeeere it is.
    via @TheMomAtLaw
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